Photo by Andrew C Mace

New York City is beautiful.

Photo by Steven Vance

Um….most of the time.

No, but seriously. It’s mostly beautiful.

Photo by Gary Burke

It’s the city that has this place with all the flashy stuff.

Photo by wwward0

It’s also famous for its food trucks.

Photo by CarbZombie

The trucks sell these. So they’re basically the best trucks in the world. …basically.

Because America.

But New York also has this: The Scholastic Auditorium, which is the home of UserConf NYC

We have the technology to make it better, faster, stronger than your average conference.

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I mean, come on. The speakers are kickass.

Photo by Boo the Dog

Photo by Boo the Dog

Moral of the story? You can be (almost) as cool as Boo by coming to UserConf NYC.

Here’s everything you need to know.